"Oh my stars and garters, lookey here what we got on our telly! It's a young gal named Katty West and she's makin' a big ol' mess out in public! Seems she's peein' outside by the gosh-darn sea all naked and everything.
Ain't that just unladylike!Now, I ain't never heard of something like this before....somethin' about squirtin' and peein' and wet pussies. You young folks and your strange ways, I'll tell ya. And they say this girl Katty West is even peein' powerful-like, makin' a real mess all over her wet little legs.
It says here she's even doin' it out in public and all naked and everything! Can ya even imagine the shame of it all? Why, back in my day, we wouldn't have never dreamed of doin' such a thing. And what's this I see about a video?
Pornography, I reckon. The world's goin' straight to hell in a hand basket, mark my words!"
